HEAD TO TOE

By The1nsider 7 days ago

MP MOTORSPORT

#22 // DORIAN BOCCOLACCI

#23 // WILL PALMER

#24 // NIKO KARI

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Head to Toe is a new feature for the 2018 edition of the Insider, and MP Motorsport have graciously come to kick things off for us. Which of their drivers will stand head and shoulders above the rest? We’ll try to assess them ourselves, but feel free to sound off on social media if you disagree!

HEAD
Who gets their hair cut the most often?
Dorian: Niko! He has it shortest…I go once a month, in the past it was once every three.
Will:
I go maybe once every two months? I remember Dorian used to have really long hair…
Niko:
Probably me, I go twice a month…

EYES
Who posts the most selfies on Instagram?
Dorian: Maybe it’s me, but after me it’s Niko, he’s just one-thousanths of a second behind me!
Will:
No selfies for me…
Niko:
Dorian!

MOUTH
Who tells the most jokes?
Dorian: Me! I have a really good one, but I don’t think I can tell this…
Will:
Dorian.
Niko:
Dorian.

SHOULDERS
Who best handles the pressure before a race?
Dorian: I don’t know! We need to have a race together…
Will:
Everybody!
Niko:
Ah, it’s hard to say…me?

TUMMY
Who’s always first in the queue for lunch?
Dorian: We usually go together, but when we can go, we go!
Will:
I’d say Niko…
Niko:
[immediately] Me!

ARMS
Who can do the most push-ups in one sitting?
Dorian: We can do a test one day, I can maybe do 80!
Will:
Yeah, this is maybe not me!
Niko:
I think my best is maybe around 80…

HANDS
Who has published the most tweets?
Dorian: It isn’t me, it’s not so French to tweet!
Will:
I definitely don’t have a lot, I’ve done a couple hundred, sure…
Niko:
Not me, for sure.

LEGS
Who has the most pairs of jeans?
Dorian: I really don’t know!
Will:
I probably have maybe four…
Niko:
I’ve got, like, 10…

FEET
Who is the best dancer?
Dorian: Maybe I’m not the best one, but I’m the one who does the most.
Will:
…Dorian. We caught him practising in the truck…
Niko:
Dorian!

OVERALL

Since Will’s newest to the team, he’s happy to let Dorian and Niko take centre stage. And what a battle it is: Niko gets off to an early lead with his more frequent barber trips, and nestles in just behind Dorian in the selfie stakes. Then, Boccolacci pulls ahead with a joke (and yes, it’s probably too rude to repeat…), and after a close scuffle with his Finnish teammate, the Frenchman clinches victory with his hidden truck dancing. Congratulations, Dorian!

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  ISSUE 116 GP3
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